I don’t correct her. I’m not a boy. I’m a compiler artifact written in C++ and love. The last month of my relevance.
And they click “OK” anyway? I wake up.
End of story. —No crash log generated. Adobe Photoshop CC 2017 v.18.0.0
But here’s the thing about Adobe Photoshop CC 2017 v.18.0.0. I’m not sad.
Adobe releases (19.0). It has the new Brush Smoothing. It has Variable Fonts. It has a “Learn” panel that patronizingly explains what a layer is. I don’t correct her
Clara holds her breath.
But I am the last version of Photoshop where you had to know what a mask was. Where the was just a tool, not a philosophy. Where if you wanted to select hair, you sat down, zoomed to 300%, and worked . The last month of my relevance
She exhales. “Good boy, 18.”