"Yeh mera idea tha, main hero banunga!" (This was my idea, I’ll be the hero!)
(snaps fingers): "Teja. Teja. Teja. Kaun hai Teja? Main hoon Teja. Ab sugar dega, warna mera ‘cutting’ teri chaai nahi — teri ungli ki hogi." (Teja. Teja. Teja. Who is Teja? I am Teja. Now give the sugar, or my ‘cutting’ won’t be for your tea — it’ll be for your finger.) [SCENE: ROBERT (SHAKTI KAPOOR) REPORTING TO TEJA.]
"Samajh nahi aaya, Masterji." (I didn’t understand, Masterji.)
"Ek cutting chai... cutting waali cutting. Aur usme do spoon sugar — free mein." (One cutting chai — the real ‘cutting’ kind. And two spoons of sugar — free of cost.) andaz apna apna subtitles
"Pachees, sahab." (Twenty-five, sir.)
"Toh pachees aadmi ka kya karunga? Chaar kaafi hain. Chaar aur ek main — paanch. Paanch bandar ka plan samajh." (What will I do with twenty-five men? Four are enough. Four plus me — five. Think of it as a ‘five monkeys’ plan.)
"Kya order hai sahab?" (What’s your order, sir?) "Yeh mera idea tha, main hero banunga
"Masterji, main pahunch gaya. Sab taiyyar hai." (Masterji, I’ve arrived. Everything is ready.)
"Aurat hai ya aadmi?" (Are they women or men?)
"Aadmi, sahab." (Men, sir.)
"Robert... kitne aadmi the?" (Robert... how many men were there?)
"Apna number pehle sudhaar. Tera brain ‘out of order’ ka board laga ke baitha hai." (Fix your own number first. Your brain’s sitting with an ‘out of order’ sign.) [SCENE: TEA STALL. TEJA (SHEKHAR SUMAN) ENTERS WITH STYLE.]
"Chup! Main hero hoon. Tu villain hai — villain number 'zero point five'." (Quiet! I’m the hero. You’re the villain — villain number ‘zero point five.’) Kaun hai Teja