The Bluetooth pairing instructions actually work. Miraculously. And the troubleshooting section includes “Check if power wire is connected.” Groundbreaking.

The wiring diagram is the antagonist. It’s a tiny, low-res black-and-white maze where ground symbols look suspiciously like the “low-pass filter” switch. You spend 20 minutes trying to figure out if “REM” stands for remote or remorse . (It’s both.)

Would I read it again? No. Will I keep it in the glovebox for emergency existential crises? Absolutely. Want a practical summary of the manual’s key settings instead? Happy to decode the “poetry” for you.