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Candid Miss Teen Crimea Naturist Today

The audience of two dozen sunbathers and a stray dog fell silent.

This year’s winner is 17-year-old Anya K. (last names withheld for obvious internet-safety reasons), a lanky, freckled high school student from Simferopol with a shock of ginger hair, a healing scrape on her left knee, and a laugh that sounds like a rattling tractor engine. Candid Miss Teen Crimea Naturist

“In a world of Photoshop, fake news, and lycra,” Volkov says, gesturing with a mango smoothie (he is, of course, wearing nothing but a wide-brimmed straw hat), “the last authentic frontier is the human form. Especially the awkward, pimpled, hopeful form of a teenager.” The audience of two dozen sunbathers and a

She then borrowed a towel, wrapped it around her shoulders like a superhero cape, and ran off to find the ice cream vendor. “In a world of Photoshop, fake news, and