Zeus (Alex) raised his staff. Hades raised a keyboard made of obsidian. They didn’t fight with swords or lightning bolts. They fought with comments .
The screen split. On the left, Zeus’s temple (Alex’s domain). On the right, the Underworld (Hades’ domain). Between them, the Ok.ru video player buffered— 43%... 44%...
Alex let go of the staff. He didn’t need it. He reached past the video player, past the buffer bar, and clicked the one thing Hades could not control: the button.