Coat West Jgv < SAFE | Cheat Sheet >

I bought the after seeing it pop up on a deep-web outdoor gear forum. No description, just a SKU and a grainy photo of someone climbing a fjord in the dark.

The zipper requires a three-digit code to open (mine was 047 – don’t ask how I found out). Also, the hood makes you look like a tactical ninja monk. Random strangers cross the street when I wear it, which is either a pro or a con depending on your social battery. Coat West Jgv

If you need a coat for actual wilderness survival and want to confuse airport security, buy it. Just don’t ask what “Jgv” stands for. Some mysteries keep you warm. I bought the after seeing it pop up

Would recommend. Probably voids warranty if you read this review. Also, the hood makes you look like a tactical ninja monk

Mysterious, rugged, and probably made by spies Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ (4.5/5)