Daphne And Irina. Show 1 【HIGH-QUALITY SOLUTION】

No, you don’t. You love it. Because for once, you’re not the one writing the script.

(placing the last grape with tweezers) Today’s theme is control. Daphne And Irina. Show 1

(puts phone down) Whoa. That was almost profound. Say it again so I can pretend I thought of it first. No, you don’t

Finally. Something you’re bad at.

(without looking up) If you rotate that apple one more time, I’m going to film it and put it on the internet. Title: Woman Declares War on Produce. (placing the last grape with tweezers) Today’s theme

And you’re a control artist who just got evicted from her own fruit bowl. (She steals the apple and takes a loud bite) Camera two, close up on anarchy.

(smiles tightly) No, darling. Something I’m exhausted by. There’s a difference. Control is a rental agreement with anxiety. You think you’re the landlord. You’re not. You’re the tenant who’s afraid of the boiler.