Ghosts - Temporada 4- Episodio 1 Apr 2026
Sam and Jay wake up to find white handprints all over the mirrors. Not drawn in dust— etched into the glass itself . Isaac panics: “That’s her signature. She used to do that on the meeting house doors before accusing someone of witchcraft.”
As Patience sinks into the dirt in the basement, she mutters: “I shall return when they sin again.” Cut to Flower, high on a phantom mushroom, trying to “ride” Sasappis like a horse. Sasappis deadpans: “That’s Tuesday.” Ghosts - Temporada 4- Episodio 1
Sam tries to be the friendly mediator. Patience refuses. She believes Sam is a witch (talking to spirits is a sin). The comedy comes from Patience trying to perform an exorcism on Sam using Puritan methods—like throwing stale bread at her head and chanting in Old English. Jay just watches Sam get pelted by floating bread. Sam and Jay wake up to find white
This episode would be interesting because it weaponizes the ghosts’ past against them. It’s not a new ghost to befriend—it’s an old ghost to be survived . It also gives Mary Holland (the likely actress for Patience) room to play a villain who believes she is the hero, which is always richer comedy than a simple antagonist. She used to do that on the meeting
The viking, who has been there the longest, reveals that he was afraid of Patience too. But he remembers why she was left behind: she was too extreme even for the 1600s. His solution? “Do not fight her. Bore her. Puritans hate joy.” The episode ends with the ghosts performing a silent, bizarre dance party at 3 AM. Patience watches, utterly disgusted, and retreats to the basement—not defeated, but exiled again by her own rigidity.