They are waterboarded… with Diet Coke. Then, shipped directly to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Scene 2: Camp Delta, Cell Block C
"You could have just called. You didn't have to start an international incident."
Kumar puts his arm around Harold. Harold fixes his glasses.
Colonel Foxx, defeated, yells, "Who are you people?!" --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi
We are just two guys who wanted to get high, eat some samosa , and stop a wedding.
The final shot: Harold and Kumar are sitting on Marine Drive, sharing a chillum. The moon is out. The cops are approaching.
Dude, I’m a vegetarian. I literally eat paneer tikka . Does that sound like a terrorist to you? They are waterboarded… with Diet Coke
HAROLD (30, neatly pressed khaki pants, anxiety disorder) is pacing. KUMAR (30, faded Kurta pajama, red eyes, smelling of cloves) is trying to convince a TSA agent that his grandmother’s mithai dabba is not a weapon.
Rohan the radiologist is saying his vows. Neha is crying into her dupatta . Suddenly, a golf cart crashes through the mandap .
He chases them through a minefield. The mines are, of course, marked with little red flags. Kumar steps on one. It’s a dud. You didn't have to start an international incident
Harold finally asks out Vanessa from HR. She says yes. They celebrate at a White Castle in Mumbai – which is just a vada pav stall.
Bro, focus. We have 48 hours before Neha marries that chutiya, Rohan, the radiologist. We need a plan.
Also, we’re not terrorists. We’re therapists . For America’s sense of humor. Epilogue Neha dumps Rohan. She kisses Kumar. But then she slaps him.
Title card: "Harold aur Kumar: Tihar Jail Se Farar – Coming Soon."
Harold is driving. Kumar is standing on the back, holding a fire extinguisher like a rocket launcher.