Hellhound Therapy Session -berz1337- [ 2026 ]

[End of log. Chains rattle. A distant, lonely howl echoes through the underworld.]

"It is. That'll be three brimstone tokens. Next patient is a banshee with imposter syndrome. She thinks her wails aren't 'piercing enough.'" Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

"And if that doesn't work?"

"...That's surprisingly wholesome. Have you considered a hobby? Knitting with barbed wire? Competitive howling?" [End of log

(leans forward, eyes flickering like dying coals) "Then you do what every hound does when the hunt goes cold, Rustjaw. You howl at the moon until the moon howls back. And then? You chase it. " thrumming purr) "...Session's not over

(for the first time, a slow, thrumming purr) "...Session's not over, is it, doc?"

"And how does that make you feel ? As a pack unit."