“Aapda ko avsar mein badlo… lekin pehle WiFi password pucho.”

Three monitors glow. One shows a crypto wallet. One shows a frozen Windows update. One shows a cat video.

When the family’s ancestral shop is taken over by —a suit-wearing, Instagram-famous cyber mafia don—the three men are forced to unite. Their plan? To pull a ₹50 crore digital heist from Babloo’s offshore crypto wallet using a corrupted payment gateway, a deepfake voice clone, and a stolen goat named Kalia .

[Beat. All three stare.]