Then a notification appeared:
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Leo hesitated. His IT training whispered: Never run random curl pipes. But his addiction to stacking weird feline units whispered louder. Then a notification appeared: On page 14 of
He tried to Alt+F4. Nothing.
The speakers meowed—thousands of meows, layered like a choir of demons. Then a deep voice echoed from the webcam: The mouse cursor turned into a tiny paw
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When the screen returned, Windows was gone. In its place: a huge, cartoon Earth, and a single button: ("Start Invasion").
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He pressed Enter.