Jeannie blinked. One moment, she was nodding off inside her cozy, turquoise-scented bottle. The next, she was standing on a soundstage in Toronto, staring at a massive CTV logo and a dozen baffled crew members.
The cast and crew were losing their minds. But the clip went viral on CTV’s social media: “Jeannie Meets the Leafs” (she’d turned the hockey team into dancing palm trees). i dream of jeannie ctv
“Blink again,” Gary said, exasperated, as Jeannie accidentally turned the craft services table into a flock of Canada geese. “No—stop actually summoning geese! We have union rules about wildlife.” Jeannie blinked
Finally, Gary pulled her aside. “Look, magic genie… you’re great. Really. But this is Canadian TV. We apologize for everything, even successful shows. We can’t afford real magic—just gentle, polite magic.” The cast and crew were losing their minds
The man who looked like Major Tony Nelson—but carried a clipboard and a double-double from Tim Hortons—sighed. “It’s ‘Gary,’ actually. Gary the director. And you’re late. Hair and makeup, now.”
Back on Earth, Gary cancelled the show anyway (budget cuts). But Jeannie didn’t mind. She’d found a new bottle: a mini-fridge in the CTV greenroom, stocked with butter tarts and a note that read, “To the next dreamer—please don’t turn the camera crew into beavers.”