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The Styx was hidden beneath a laundromat in Bushwick. The door was a decommissioned industrial dryer. You had to know a guy who knew a goat. Inside, it wasn’t red or fire-and-brimstone. It was sleek. Black marble, violet neon, and the bass was so low it rearranged my kidney stones. The clientele had a certain… edge. Sharp teeth. Pupils that flickered like dying stars. One woman at the bar had antlers growing out of her temples, and she was sipping something that smoked like dry ice.

Lilith stared at me with the flat, exhausted rage of a woman who has explained basic biology to a golden retriever. “Leo. I am the daughter of Satan. My ovulation cycle operates on a quantum level. Your little latex speed bump was about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.”

She laughed. The room filled with the scent of sulfur and honeysuckle.

He blinked. Then, against every law of infernal nature, the Lord of Darkness let out a long, weary sigh. The Styx was hidden beneath a laundromat in Bushwick

As long as you had someone to share it with.

He had my smile. My dopey, lopsided, human smile.

The next nine months—or ‘infernal trimesters,’ which are roughly 117 days each—were a waking nightmare. Inside, it wasn’t red or fire-and-brimstone

Damien was born at 3:33 AM on a Wednesday. The sky turned blood red. The bakery downstairs started producing cursed croissants. And Lilith, my beautiful, terrifying, pregnant demon princess, squeezed my hand so hard she broke three of my fingers.

There was a business card. It read: LILITH MORNINGSTAR – Vice President, Interdimensional Acquisitions.

So, when my buddy Mark dragged me to a new underground club called The Styx , I figured the worst that could happen was mild indigestion from the overpriced gin. The clientele had a certain… edge

Damien can levitate blocks. He’s also learned how to unlock the child-safe latches on the cabinets. He refuses to eat anything that isn’t shaped like a dinosaur. Last week, he turned the cat into a small, furry cube. The cat was fine after an hour.

I stumbled back to my apartment above the bakery, ate three-day-old pho, and promptly forgot about her.

“Leo – You snore. It’s cute. Don’t call me. I mean it. – L”