Look up "Glovebox." It now contains the manual. And nothing else. The space where the manual goes is now occupied by a subscription activation code for the Lumbar Support Snacks Cooler . The iDrive i11 manual ends with a paradox: "The ultimate driving machine requires the ultimate surrender."
"To locate a function, swipe left, right, up, down, or diagonally with three fingers while humming the M Division theme song." Chapter 2: The Gesture Control (Haptic Feedback Edition) iDrive 11 removes the physical rotary controller (RIP). It is now all gaze and gesture. The manual introduces Haptic Air Flicking .
If the screen goes black, the manual suggests "enjoying the analog roar of the straight-six." But you and I both know you can't find the start button without the screen. It's on the ceiling. Next to the SOS button. Good luck.
Here is the truth: iDrive i11 isn't a software update. It is a lifestyle diagnosis . The manual doesn't teach you how to drive the car; it teaches you how to negotiate with it. In iDrive 8, you had widgets. In iDrive 9, you had tiles. In iDrive i11, you have the Curated Chaos Matrix . The manual describes the home screen as "an intelligent, predictive canvas." What it means is: the button you need (seat heating) will swap places with the button you don’t need (rear sunshade) exactly 0.4 seconds before your finger lands.