“No Titans were harmed in the making of this mobile event. Kroger Hub is a fictional location. Any resemblance to real assistant managers is purely tragic.”

We have drones now?

(inhuman scream) FOR MEAT?!

(19, gritting teeth) crouches behind a shopping cart barricade. He taps a cracked phone screen.

(in a wet, croaking voice) “Welcome to Kroger. Your total is—”

That’s not a Titan. That’s a...

IT CAN TALK NOW?!

It’s a mobile game asset. Don’t think about it.

The Titan stops. Turns its head 180 degrees.

The mission brief said “Kroger Hub – possible Titan variant sighting.” The coordinates came from the Wall Rose Drone Network .

The KEVIN-TITAN (9 feet tall, malformed, one arm ending in a price scanner) SHRIEKS.

Jean crashes into a pile of bagged ice.