Would you build a golden palace? Declare a national pizza day? Or would you, like Caligula, look at your pet and think, "You know what? You deserve a promotion."
Was it madness? Or was it the ultimate troll move? By elevating a horse to a position of power, Caligula wasn't just being silly; he was mocking the Senate. He was saying, "You are all so useless, a horse could do your job better." That is the genius of the "loco" emperor—sometimes the madness is just performance art with a body count. If Caligula was the troll, Elagabalus was the avant-garde performance artist. This teenage emperor from Syria brought his weird religion to Rome, and the conservatives lost their minds.
When there are no checks and balances, when every whim is a law, the human mind either soars into creative absurdity (Elagabalus) or crumbles into paranoid terror (Charles II). la locuras del emperador
Whether you are a fan of Roman history, the bizarre tales of the Byzantine court, or just love a good story about a man with absolute power losing his absolute mind, this one is for you. Let’s start with the most famous case study: Caligula. If you look up "chaotic evil" in a Latin dictionary, you might just find his portrait.
These stories also serve a political purpose. Almost every tale of a "mad emperor" was written by his assassins. After a bad emperor was killed, the Senate would declare a Damnatio memoriae —the erasure of his memory. They would then write histories painting him as a monster or a lunatic to justify the stabbing. Would you build a golden palace
Legend has it that Caligula didn’t just love his horse, Incitatus. He worshipped him. We aren't talking about a nice stable with a golden water trough. We are talking about a marble stall, ivory manger, and a house full of servants dedicated solely to the horse’s comfort.
From a modern perspective, his gender fluidity is a point of empathy. But to the Roman historians (who hated him), this was the height of "Eastern decadence and madness." The lesson here? One era’s mental breakdown is another era’s identity exploration. Let’s jump forward to the Spanish Habsburgs. Charles II was the physical manifestation of inbreeding (the infamous "Habsburg Jaw" was so severe he couldn't chew his food). He was frail, epileptic, and widely considered "bewitched." You deserve a promotion
The real question is: