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Two stagehands rolled out a massive, heart-shaped rock. It was hollow. Inside, a silhouette writhed. The music turned slow and sleazy. The rock cracked open.

Inside, covered in nothing but baby oil and crushed emeralds, was , the most famous exotic dancer in all of Prehistory. She had hair of moss and a tattoo of a volcano that actually erupted when she flexed.

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"What... what is happening?" Bambam stammered.

But not angry. No. She was holding a camera drone made of pterodactyl bones and filming. She wore a leather harness and a headset. Two stagehands rolled out a massive, heart-shaped rock

Maribel smiled, revealing a retainer made of diamond. "Surprise, mi amor. This wasn't your bachelor party."

Pedro’s face turned the color of a cooked lobster. "Wait, what?" The music turned slow and sleazy

A cheer erupted. On a makeshift throne made of a broken cart wheel sat Bambam. But this wasn't the little bald baby in a leopard onesie. This Bambam was a mountain of a man—a champion of the Bedrock Bodybuilding League, with biceps like granite boulders and a beard that could scratch a record. His bachelor party was legend before it even started.

"Amigos!" Pedro bellowed, sloshing his Dino-Sour . "Tonight, we do not just bury the bones. Tonight, we bury the loincloth!"

The door to the cave flew open. In walked the entertainment: .

As the night reached a fever pitch, Pedro decided to introduce the Gran Finale . "For the man who can crush a boulder with his pinky... a boulder of a different kind!"