New Shrek.movie Site

FADE IN on the swamp. It’s cleaner than ever. Little welcome mats are out. Fionas in a rocking chair, reading a book by ogre-light. Three teenage ogre children — FERGUS, FARKLE, and FELICIA — scroll on something that looks like a magical glowing stone tablet (“CackleChat”).

What?

Shrek: Far Far Away from Home

(to a passing frog) You got mail? No. I got nothing . Not even a dragon scale in my mud bath anymore. new shrek.movie

But what if I’m too old for quests?

I have a perfectly fine back.

He was never meant to be this comfortable. FADE IN on the swamp

…that’s just accurate critique.

I still laugh at fart jokes.

CUT TO: Title card. “SHREK: FAR FAR AWAY FROM HOME.” Kicking off with a cover of “Should I Stay or Should I Go” — but played entirely on washboard, donkey bray, and lute. Fionas in a rocking chair, reading a book by ogre-light

You analyze them, Shrek. Last week you said “that one had structural integrity but lacked tonal variety.”

Shrek. You stepped on a Lego last Tuesday and cried for twenty minutes. You need this.

(without looking up from her book) Go, Shrek.

Fine. But no singing.

Donkey. It’s 7 a.m. I just had my third oatmeal.