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DAVE (Clutching chest) Then she gets the silent treatment until she apologizes to the hanger.

Dave leaves.

SON That was MOM.

DAVE (Slow, dangerous whisper) Who… turned the purple hanger toward the wall?

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner.

It looks like you’re trying to generate or request a specific with the title/format: "-NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -…" Since Pastebin often hosts raw text scripts for skits, animations, or YouTube sketches, here’s a short original script written in that style — a “weird strict dad” comedy scene, formatted for Pastebin-style sharing. Title: Weird Strict Dad – Bedroom Inspection Style: Short comedy skit Tone: Absurd, overbearing, strangely specific rules SCENE START

SON (15, hoodie, looking exhausted) sits on bed.

SON That’s not how points work.