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She gained 200,000 followers. Her boss didn’t fire her. Her boss’s boss asked her to run the company’s internal communications strategy. “I had a candidate apply for a compliance

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In 2012, Kevin Colvin made a classic mistake. The young intern, working for a major energy firm, told his boss he couldn’t come in to cover a shift because he was “out of town visiting family.” That same night, a photo surfaced on Facebook: Colvin, dressed as Tinker Bell for Halloween, mid-laugh, holding a red solo cup. The next morning, he was fired.