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Postal 2 I Should Buy A Boat Now

Look. I’ve been peeing on doorsteps, shoveling parking tickets into a corpse pile, and setting cats on fire for three days straight. My wife is screaming about milk again. The cultists are having a barbecue on my lawn. And the Rednecks just blew up my mailbox for the fifth time.

If you see me towing a speedboat through the trailer park while wearing a gas mask and clown shoes, mind your own business. Or don’t. I’ve got ammo for both choices. postal 2 i should buy a boat

So yeah. I’m skipping the errands. The bank’s on fire anyway. I’m taking my shovel, my last stick of dynamite, and that one severed head that still winks at me, and I’m walking to the marina. Look. I’ve been peeing on doorsteps

Look. I’ve been peeing on doorsteps, shoveling parking tickets into a corpse pile, and setting cats on fire for three days straight. My wife is screaming about milk again. The cultists are having a barbecue on my lawn. And the Rednecks just blew up my mailbox for the fifth time.

If you see me towing a speedboat through the trailer park while wearing a gas mask and clown shoes, mind your own business. Or don’t. I’ve got ammo for both choices.

So yeah. I’m skipping the errands. The bank’s on fire anyway. I’m taking my shovel, my last stick of dynamite, and that one severed head that still winks at me, and I’m walking to the marina.