Princess Protection Program -

Suddenly, the Princess Protection Program agents pull out spy gadgets, Carter whips a baseball bat like a ninja, and Rosie delivers a speech about democracy while wearing a prom dress. It is absurd. It is chaotic. And it is awesome .

Let’s look under the tarp. The film opens in the fictional nation of Costa Luna (a soap-opera stand-in for a Mediterranean monarchy). Princess Rosalinda (Lovato) is about to be inaugurated as the crown princess when her evil uncle, General Magnus Kane, stages a coup. To save her life, she is whisked away by the "Princess Protection Program" (PPP)—a secret agency dedicated to relocating endangered royals. Princess Protection Program

Her new safe house? Monroe, Louisiana. Population: tiny. Her new identity? Rosie Gonzales, the "cousin" of Carter Mason (Gomez), a sarcastic, baseball-playing, mud-wrestling country girl. Suddenly, the Princess Protection Program agents pull out

Conversely, Carter Mason is a walking rebellion against femininity. She wears baggy cargo pants, spikes her hair with gel, and is horrified by the concept of a "makeover." She rejects the idea that a woman needs to be soft or pretty to have value. And it is awesome

Were you team Rosie or team Carter? Or are you finally realizing the movie was actually about economic disparity in fictional monarchies? Drop your takes below.

This tonal shift from teen comedy to international spy thriller is exactly why the movie sticks in your memory. It refuses to be just a "learning to walk in heels" movie. It asks: What if a teenage girl had to defend her country's sovereignty using only a tiara and a knowledge of geometry? Princess Protection Program premiered to 8.5 million viewers. It was a hit, but it rarely gets the nostalgic love that High School Musical or Camp Rock get. Why?

Probably because it is weird. It lacks a catchy soundtrack (the only song is the forgettable "One and the Same"). It doesn't have a villain you can dance to. It has a plot involving extradition treaties and witness protection.