They want me to lower the death rate. They didn't patch the rats.
The report is interesting because it proves the system is broken not at the top, but at the bottom. And the receptionist is the only one keeping the floor from collapsing entirely. Receptionist at the Bottom Tier Guild -v1.10- -...
Here is an analysis of what makes this premise compelling, structured as an internal "operational report" from the perspective of that very receptionist. Receptionist: R. Kaelen (Class: Clerk, Level 4) Reporting Period: Patch v1.10 Post-Patch Notes Status: Interesting. They want me to lower the death rate