Sam And Cat Matthew Apr 2026

(stomps over) Let me see the fine print. (Reads from her phone) “Tough, fry-loving bad girl and perky redhead seek third roommate. Must tolerate violence, singing, and spontaneous pillow fights.” You in?

Here’s a solid text based on the prompt "Sam and Cat Matthew," keeping it in the tone of the show Sam & Cat . The Matthew Maneuver

Also allergic to fun. Apparently.

Sam and Cat are in their apartment. Dice is on the couch. A new character, MATTHEW (16, polite but awkward, carrying a large binder), knocks on the door. sam and cat matthew

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad?

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out.

(sighs, closes binder) I’ll get the mop for the garbage juice. (stomps over) Let me see the fine print

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?

See? He gets it.

(opens door) Ooh! Are you the pizza guy? Because I ordered a pizza with extra smiles, and you look very happy!

(nods slowly) I like him. He’s honest. But can he eat raw bacon at 3 a.m.?

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights? Here’s a solid text based on the prompt

Yay! A new friend! We’ll call you Matt-Matt-Science-Pants!