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She laughed. I offered her my now-soggy handkerchief.
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By 4 a.m., the generator coughed and died. The tent went dark. The rain softened to a whisper. And someone—the bride’s teenage cousin, probably—started singing “Aankhon Mein Teri” off-key. It was the heat of a thousand fairy
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