Madness Play Script - Shear

The Biltmore Playhouse is in the gutter. Their new production — Who Snuffed the Socialite? — is a laughably bad 1980s-style murder mystery where the audience votes for the killer each night. The cast despises each other. The reviews are murderous. Literally.

Thus begins the most insane night in community theater history. Shear Madness Play Script

Frankie tries to flee through the stage door, but Ronnie locks it remotely. Frankie shouts, “I didn’t kill her! I was going to — she ruined my last Broadway shot — but someone beat me to it!” The Biltmore Playhouse is in the gutter

On opening night of a cluelessly campy murder mystery play, the lead actress is found dead for real — and the cast of self-absorbed suspects must keep the show going while trapping the killer in their midst. The cast despises each other

Act I, Scene 3: The stage goes dark for a lightning cue. When the lights snap back, Marcia Forbes — playing "Bianca, strangled with a silk scarf" — is actually dead. No pulse. No breathing. And yes, a silk scarf knotted tight around her neck.