Apocalypse Ever -ep.6- -dezgemadev- — The Best

(whispering to himself) Suction on three. Revolution on two. Screaming on one. God , I’m good at the apocalypse.

We have three problems. One: Kevin’s vacuum is full of zombie face. Two: the Cinnabon is attracting a second horde. Three: we’re out of Mountain Dew Code Red.

Let him cook. We move in ten. Grab the vacuum. And someone find me a working Orange Julius. I didn’t survive six episodes to die without a smoothie. FINAL SCENE – THE ESCALATOR TO HELL (LITERALLY, IT’S BROKEN). The Best Apocalypse Ever -Ep.6- -Dezgemadev-

No. We survived this apocalypse. There’s six more seasons of this, Kevin.

You’ve wired a vacuum to a grandpa-mobile. The horde is 400 zombies deep at Dillard’s. Explain the plan without using the word succ . (whispering to himself) Suction on three

The Best Apocalypse Ever - Ep. 6 CREATOR: Dezgemadev SCENE: The Mall of America – Now a fortress of junk food and regret.

The zombies turn. The trap springs. The tent falls. God , I’m good at the apocalypse

I will not be censored, Val. We lure them with the Cinnabon aroma—

See? Disarmed. Metaphorically and literally. Its nose is in the dustbin.

—then we hit the siren on the scooter, and when they lean in to bite the sweet, sweet mobility aid? BAM. Vacuum to the face.

Kevin looks at the camera. Freezes. Smiles.