English Dub | The Evil Cult

Suddenly, the attacks. They wear purple robes and mascara. Their leader, The Purple-Haired Matron (dubbed by someone who clearly just finished a cigarette), floats down on a wire.

Zhang Wuji confronts the at their fortress, which is a cave with a disco light.

"The Evil Cult will return... in 'The Evil Cult 2: Even Eviler Dubbing.'"

"Ugh... my chi... has left my body... to go on vacation..." the evil cult english dub

"Oh my god, like, are you the chosen one? I can tell by your, like, aura or whatever. Wanna learn a forbidden technique that will definitely give you a nosebleed?"

"You have fallen into my trap!"

"Hahaha! We are the Evil Cult! We worship... fire? Or maybe a big snake. The script is unclear. Give us the Dragon Saber!" Suddenly, the attacks

Zhang Wuji and Princess Zhaomin walk away from the exploding cave (stock explosion footage). She looks at him.

"Your evil ends today! Prepare for... THE COSMIC PALM!"

Here, he meets (dubbed by a valley girl). Zhang Wuji confronts the at their fortress, which

"Never! You must defeat me in a conversation about honor first!"

"I have no idea. That was only 72 minutes. Do you want to get a pizza?"