Myfamilypies 21 11 30 Sybil I Accidentally Sent... Info

I say, "Absolutely, give me two seconds."

She says, "Can you send me the raw assets from the Q3 shoot? The ones on the server are corrupted." MyFamilyPies 21 11 30 Sybil I Accidentally Sent...

Don't drag and drop files named "MyFamilyPies 21 11 30 Sybil" into an email to your boss. Just delete the file. Burn the hard drive. Run away. Have you ever sent a text or email to the wrong person? Make me feel better in the comments. Please. I say, "Absolutely, give me two seconds

Subject: "Re: Here are the Q3 assets" Body: "Is this a joke?" Burn the hard drive

My heart stopped. I scrolled up to my sent message. There it was. The file name. Her name. Next to that name.

For those of you who don’t speak timestamp, that’s November 30, 2021. A simpler time. A pre-holiday chaos time. I clicked it open out of morbid curiosity.

I watched 30 seconds, cringed at my past self, and decided to delete the whole folder. Except… I didn't. Monday morning, 9:00 AM. I’m on a Slack huddle with my boss, Janet . Janet is 58. Janet collects porcelain thimbles. Janet sends "Good Morning Sunshine" GIFs in the team channel. We are reviewing a massive client deck that needs to go out by noon.